Also, I have no idea what constitutes a penalty in this league anymore. I reckon they are given on a random basis by some geezer pressing a big fucking buzzer at Stockley Park whenever he feels like it.

We scored first

Having seen the Arsenal penalty and the Bournemouth disallowed goal, I have come to the conclusion that their name is on the trophy. The football gods (PGMOL) have made their final decision.

Klopp’s presser before the Wolves game is gonna be an all-timer. I want him to come out with a list, like Rafa and his “facts” rant. But instead of facts, it’s a list of cunts.

Remember when Jason Burt claimed Ange Mate had eradicated ‘Spursy’ in less than 2 months 😭

Where was this energy when George Best was doing Soccer Saturday pissed as a fart every weekend for 6 years?

You were in the studio next door and not a peep from you back then, you sasquatch mitted gooch.

Spurs doing a really poor job of defending the league title they won in October.

Told ya.

At this point, Amorim is gonna end up sliding into the DMs of the Brentford or Sevilla Twitter accounts at saying “WYD?” at 2am in the morning.

Then sending a dick pic at 5am when they don’t respond.

Wait until Andy Burnham sees this. He’s going to be livid with Richard Masters.

Found him

Klopp when Tierney tries to shake hands and say farewell at the end of the game

*sigh*

Another episode of Mic’d up tonight. Can’t wait for more waffle from Webb and Michael Owen woodenly asking questions that Howard himself scripted.

Then all the media sycophants in Webb’s WhatsApp group will praise his transparency, helping to keep the incompetent bulb in a job.

Perfect new job for Mark Lawrenson.

He genuinely thinks that he was in the job for so long because of his amazing punditry skills and not the white male privilege that he is now blaming for his exit.

“If I’m not a good pundit, explain how I did it for so long?! No, there must be another reason - WOKE!” 😭

A very good read, this.