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White rabbits or a pinch and a punch, however you roll

Klaxon alert! Paul Higgins about to be on BBC Radio 6 Music talking about #ThisIsMemorialDevice the play Lauren Laverne and playing tunes from the era. On Riverside Studios until 11 May.

Pinch, punch, #GTTO
(They've been doing it to you for years)

Make today your day to prepare to vote tomorrow.
Make sure you know where your photo ID is today.

Plan to vote early tomorrow to gain full satisfaction from your contribution to #GTTO

Returning the favour. Double the chances, amirite muzicgeezer 🎧

I heard of the gerenuk for the first time today and thought you might enjoy this long boi gracing your timeline.

I'm not saying I'm at the Natural History Museum a lot, but there was a Surprise Berry in their marketing today (at a dinosaur talk, obvs)

If anyone has lost some false teeth ive just seen a seagull with them, it flew off in the direction of Covent Garden about 10 minutes ago!
Hope this is helpful!

Anyone else got a wisdom tooth that never fully emerged but keeps making a bid for freedom every couple of years?🤕🦷

Holy shit. No. Just no.

Post a picture of you with long hair.

Possibly the last time I wore contacts

Posted without comment 🤭

My preferred method of prioritising tasks is to glance down my to-do list and see which induces the greatest anxiety response.

Here for all your personal development tips.

There's 15% OFF ALL my prints. Just use the code: PRINTS15 at checkout.

Things are very slow at the moment, so if you like my work and want me to keep doing it, I'd really appreciate an RT, I might get a new customer!

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Thank you, Twitter!

All sympathy for the bitten bloke, but this line is the most British holidaymaker thing ever:

Two of the friends stayed in the water to 'battle the shark', Mrs Smith said.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-689180…

Her face tho' 😍🥹

'SHROOM TUNES!!! This is the most evocative description of any experimental music I've seen, part of a Beltane-themed mushroom fest. Of course.

The Clangers

Hi I’m in this picture and you posted without my consent can you please take it down

Just been to a scarecrow festival with the theme of sci-fi. I was unprepared for how folk horror it was.
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