Gambhir batted at 1 in WT20 Final 2007
-LS MP in 2019.

Yusuf Pathan,his opening partner batted at 2
-LS MP in 2024.

Robin Uthappa who batted at 3 waiting for 2029:

today index fund investors getting to see what my portfolio sees every day

Before Yusuf Pathan:

Sachin,Harbhajan-Rajya Sabha

Gambhir-Lok Sabha MP

Dinda,Ashoke Tiwary - MLA

They all played under Dhoni’s captaincy and became legislators.

And 53 year old Dhoni is still wasting his time at khel-khud IPL.

Gambhir 2019
Yusuf Pathan 2024
Uthappa 2029
Yuvraj 2034
Dhoni 2039
Rohit 2044

We have massively arrived

mahua moitra’s biggest superpower is that she can hurt your ears even while speaking in the most poetic,mellifluous and sweetest language to exist on this planet (bangla)

plot twist: amit shah breaks 1/3 of his party to become pm for indi-alliance🤭

Poor Man’s Dev Anand OBE

if panchayat s3 were released a month ago, manoj tiwari’s vote tally would have been doubled because of hind-ke-sitara

So, Pargat Singh is an actual cricketer now.

The Parghat Singh Kahlon I have grown up watching played for England and won them a WT20 by bowling with an action like Lala Amarnath to Andrew Symonds.

exit polls are same as matching your marked options with answer keys from coaching institutes. in both the cases final outcome is very different from the calculated one.

Poor Man’s Dev Anand OBE

if indi-alliance wins the election, i would want a young, charismatic and fearless leader to be the prime minister.

someone like tej pratap yadav would be a brave but visionary choice

is it just me or are chamath palihapitiya and temba bavuma doppelgängers?

11 of us rehearsing for family law skit for 10-mark internals

👉🏻👈🏻🫦
Jimmy Two Times (Soni ji ka Parivaar) Poor Man’s Dev Anand OBE Akshit Soni (Jimmy ji ka parivar) Dr Adv bunty gujjar (Hashirama ji ka parivar)

🤭

The person least affected by election results:

domino’s has realised that people hate paying delivery charges so they have moved it under a different head

remember,their delivery packaging is no different from that in dine-in or take away

My favourite realisation in 2024,so far:

There is only one country through which both the Equator and a tropic (either Cancer or Capricorn) pass by—Brazil.