i’m gonna make it sticky

one time i wore this to a bar and the bouncer tried to kick me out for “promoting violence”

he was the first tortured poet

we would pick a decade we wished we could live in instead of this
i’d say the 1830s but without all the racists

he’s posting like your unvaccinated uncle on facebook

oh to be offline

obsessed with this pizza place putting their logo over justin timberlake’s face

i always say 'i know' when my cat meows at me but i never actually know

clubmurphy Real

stepped in something that was so very dead and had been for a long time

being unemployed is all about sitting at a restaurant with a little drink and a snack every day

none of my business

clubmurphy :/

bailey moon He was the OG tortured poet

the best joke in all 4 seasons of succession was kendall having his birthday party in hudson yards

i think all places should serve their bloody mary’s with cheese instead of olives

clubmurphy Every time

i just woke up and thought they were talking about joe biden

cillian murphy should legally be allowed to use a gun on you