Never Mind The I'm Playing With My Cock, more like!

two days later and no one remembers the girthmaster, however two millenniums later and everyone remembers the rebirth master [Jesus]. amen.

this looks like a modern version of Hamlet by a terrible improv theatre group

he looks like he's tattooed the name of his favourite death metal band on his forehead

the final half hour of the working week

It's Friday! Might get the lads out from under the floorboards for a few jars and some telly

dreadful. recommended only to the most deranged perverts

this is what matters to me when I'm buying a house too

umm I think you'll find that the correct lyrics are 'put on my blue suede shoes that I bought at the plane'. [1]

[1] source: that is what I've been singing for 33 years

this cunt fumbled a once in a lifetime opportunity to say this