Two questions on the Chase tonight.

B. Walsh:- What country joined with England in the union of the crowns in 1707?

Contestant:- USA

B. Walsh:- Which comedy duo had first names Tommy and Bobby.

Contestant:- Laurel and Hardy.

Fuckme he’s a fûckin doctor noo!

Get us taefuck.

Och furfucksake!

Belgium taking back control of their borders and their laws.

Feckin well done!

The colonial, empire, commonwealth games is it?

If you lie to the Queen, I suppose lying about Brexit becomes second nature.

Use a posh voice to lie, it’s still a fûckin lie!

Get us taefuck!

The weather map.

This is how Judith would look if treated the same way by the BBCs graphics department.

A pair ohcunts.

You boy!
Are my lot still posting photos of their dicks and being blackmailed?

Man1:- send me a dick pic
Man2:- here you are

Man1:- gimme yer friends numbers or I publish it
Man2:- ok

Friends:- who gave this deviant our numbers?

Man2:- sorry, he threatened me.

Senior Party bloke:- well done, you are so courageous to apologise.

Get us taefuck

Stolen castles resident charges £100 entry.

Unintentionally hitting an aid convoy………3 times…….killing Brits…….probably with missiles supplied by the Brits……and Sunak shouts in the Israeli Ambassador for a right good talking too.

Get us taefuck.

While Starmer praises Thatcher n Johnson and Sarwar backtracks on WASPI women and the rape clause, the The SNP only Independence strategy is to ask Starmer for a section 30!

We are fucked.

They have more people to steal from, more cronies to give contracts too, more tax to evade. Until this is completed, you can rule out a General Election, because they know they won’t be setting the rules after it.

Get us taefuck.

Wee Douglas Ross MP MSP
I hope that is withdrawn, i hope that’s withdrawn.

PO:- sit on yer erse man child

I think that speech outside No10 should have been made after he sacked 30p Lee.

Get us taefuck.

Ambulance chaser Anas Sarwar and the school bully Douglas Ross MP MSP might bodyswerve the SNHS today at #FMQs .

Get us taefuck.

Well done Nick Ferrari for cutting an interview short with a Minister who cannot answer direct & clear questions about why Lee Anderson had the whip removed.

A model for all journalists. The public should not accept such robotic, vapid answers.

The Labour branch in Scotland puts forward its case for #ScottishIndependenceASAP Scotlands electorate rejected him at both WM and Holyrood elections, maybe that’s why he hates his country so much.