They guy at Konami who decided to make a deck that’s entirely made of Super/Ultra rares is SUPER cool! Really cool! You’re so cool I wanna talk to you someday! Just talk! Just talk to ya within a range of 2-3 meters!!!

Vanquish Soul? more like, Vanquish my wallet
(the joke is this deck costs 400 bucks)

vaal hazak's little eyes

The tape recordings of scientists you find in horror games before you meet their mutated form in the next room:

Centipedes are so cool dude, I just hate the way they move, please be like 10x slower you neat little freak

ship dynamics this, ship dynamics that
me? I keep it real

Nothing too bad happened there's just a character limit on Twitter so I put it in a 'we fired everyone in the company' image to give you a heart attack