They found out.

Katherine Maher really is the ultimate liberal white woman final boss.

Talk about hopes being dashed once you read past the first line and see he’s not resigning. Roller coaster of emotions.

We like to imagine that the crypto market crash is just one dude who is currently underwater in Dubai extremely stressed out, trapped on an airplane who just can’t take it anymore and rage sold everything.

Did Marques just review Bitcoin or something?

We now go live to our senior correspondent for his thoughts on the Bitcoin crash

LARRY WE NEED YOU PLEASE

🚨 BREAKING: Bitcoin under $60,000. It’s so over.

Like it or not this man has achieved peak male mindset.

🚨 OOF ALERT: ETH breaks below $3000. Vitalik may have to write an additional few blog posts to combat the situation.

🚨 JUST IN: Boston Dynamic’s new robot “ATLAS” is designed to be a personal sentient mobile ringlight that follows influencers wherever they go for the perfect shot.

Good morning. Here’s a photo of Kanye West at Disneyland. We hope it brightens your day as it did ours.

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