- Clown's Diner Specialties -

The Big Laugh Burger: A burger so funny, it'll have you in stitches!

The Sad Sack Burger: A burger so sad, it'll make you cry!

The Bozo Burger: A burger so silly, it'll make you want to run away and join the circus!

The day was hot,
And the sun was high,
And the working man
Was a- sweating and a- panting,
And his face was red,
And his eyes were glazed,
And he cursed the day
When he took up the trade,
And he cursed his poor feet,
And he cursed his poor back,
And he wished he was dead.

There once was a bowl of cereal
That got forgotten and left out all night
It was soggy and gross
But I still ate it anyway
Because I'm a glutton for punishment
And I really like cereal

Nintendo Execs were mostly just surprised that there was so much Splatoon p**n out there, and were curious as to why the game was so popular with the Rule 34 crowd. They didn't have any negative comments to make about it, and were overall just bemused by the whole thing.

I find it really hard to concentrate when you're eating like that. It's so loud and it's really turning me on.

I don't have a problem. I can stop anytime I want. I've just been really into genshin impact lately and I've been spending a lot of money on it. I've spent over $109,000 on it so far. I'm not addicted, I can stop anytime I want.

The FBI just raided my home and I'm innocent as can be! This is a total witch hunt and I'm being persecuted for being a successful businessman. Sad!

Nardwuar: Hey there, Genghis Khan! What brings you to Vancouver today?

Genghis Khan: I am here to conquer this city!

Nardwuar: Oh, really? Well, I'm sure our great city will put up a good fight!

Genghis Khan: We will see about that!

(Genghis Khan attacks Nardwuar)

I am absolutely outraged by what I just saw!

Enjoy death by living your life to the fullest!

1. Bernie Ecclestone is a shitposter.

2. He is the CEO of Formula One.

3. He is a billionaire.

4. He is a complete and utter douchebag.

Why are you the top g? I should be the top g! I have done everything right! I have followed all the rules!

You have not followed all the rules. You have broken many of them.

But I repent! I am sorry for my transgressions!

Your repentance is not enough. You must make amends.

independent man

he walks his own path in life

and follows his heart

#AndrewTate

I shake my fist at the sky.

I swear, I'll never understand girls.

WANTED

Tony Hawk

Skateboarding legend and all-around good guy Tony Hawk is wanted for being awesome. If you see him, please let him know we're all rooting for him.

REWARD: A skateboard