Incredibly powerful and important awareness.

Sancho has been at Dortmund for five months.

Fair play to him for having a good game last night. I want to see talented players playing well.

But I do think that the word ‘hyperbole’ was invented purely for football discussions.

My goal at work for the year is to simply make it through the year without resigning.

A good reminder that MIs in women often present differently.

There was fuck all wrong with this.

Me at work:

Patient septic, pre arrest and active bleed - no problem.

Someone asks me to transfer a call to another phone - um, *panic*

Would like to say I hate you all for drawing me into this Sancho stuff because I was perfectly happy not minding what a player not wearing a Manchester United shirt was up to. Night all x

This would be a very valid opinion if Erik ten Hag hadn’t given Sancho three months away from squad when he needed it and eased him back into team.

Oh gosh, maybe Sancho played well tonight because he’s playing in a team in champions league semi-final & not a mish-mash squad assembled from remanants of four different managers with four different ideas of how to play football. Pleased for Sancho. Now everyone have a lie down.

With the upmost of respect the only way I’d care about a Jadon Sancho performance was if he was doing it in a Manchester United shirt. Whether a player is playing well or not is completely irrelevant. It only matters if they’re actually playing for your club. Imo.

Um yeah think football managers would be better off not saying they’re leaving their respective clubs until the season is actually over 👀

This is absolutely awful. What is wrong with people? Seriously. What is actually wrong with people that they think nothing of physically and verbally assaulting another human being?

For the rest of the season can everyone just please agree Erik ten Hag may or may not be sacked in the summer because the daily discussion is wearing a bit thin now I think.

Wedding guest dress help for a summer wedding please 😫 and thank you and you’ll get extra points for finding me anything with pockets

Congrats to Man Utd's U21 Women's team on winning their league title 🏆🔥

All these kids want is for their schools to not invest in mass death, and the response to that has been pretty thoroughly psychotic.

Quietly suggested a different diagnosis for a complex patient today for the consultant to pause for 30 seconds and then say ‘oh, you know what I think you’re absolutely right’. Teamwork and mutual respect is so vital in healthcare.

But too busy for FA Cup replays, yeah?