PAID WORK. Calling all character artists!

I am in need of character illustrations (no backgrounds) for a darkish urban fantasy project I'm working on. Painterly style preferred, very generous deadlines, potential for a LOT of illustrations

Drop your portfolios below!

look at this fuckin guy

INT. CAFETERIA -DAY

POPULAR GIRL: that table in the back corner is for the nose pickers, then youve got you metal heads, your jocks, your burnouts, and over there are the guzmen

NEW GIRL: sorry the what?

POPULAR GIRL: Guzmen? Fans of veteran character actor Luis Guzmán?

40K does have positive masculinity and they're called ork boyz

More info on this: I'm looking for freelance writers for D&D Beyond articles. You should be highly knowledgeable of the fifth edition D&D ruleset, and regularly turn in relatively clean copy.

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Great read by lin codega, rascal at large on Shane Brockway's new MÖRK CY_BORG zine: rascal.news/the-sky-is-fal…

holy moonlight sword

our offices do not have good soundproofing in this house and i just heard my boyfriend on a work call take a sudden detour to explain Imogen Heap to someone. it appears to have failed. he told them to listen to Hide and Seek because surely they know that one. they did not

Now listen here. I say reading the card explains the card boy. Look at me when I’m talking to ya. Flicking ya cards like ya gonna find an answer written down there. You’re missing, I say, ya missing all your triggers. The stack boy, you gotta pay attention to the stack.

Top Five Omens, ranked:

5. Livestock born with the king’s face - rare but always a good time
4. Stranger comes to town - classic
3. Comet burns ‘pon low horizon - look I know abt the Kuiper belt but this shit gets me amped
2. Comet vanishes - real ones know
1. Someone saw a bird

backed a kickstarter a while ago and forgot to update my shipping address. i hope the tenants of my old apartment are enjoying their new ttrpg book about fascist-murdering vampires called Eat the Reich