The Daily Mail.

Written by bigots for bigots.

The Regiment is on high alert. We have a Spanish exchange student visiting & the Field Marshal has been constantly attempting to amorously engage the poor boy’s leg with his front artillery ever since he arrived. The Spanish Ambassador has been notified. We are at DefCon 3.

As a former rugby player and now coach of young lads, concussion and brain injury are a major concern as evidence mounts. All efforts to make the game safer must be taken seriously. What is patently clear, as this article states, is that the age of innocence/ignorance has passed.

When somebody shows you so clearly who and what they are, believe them.

Idiot.

Wealth and privilege are not accurate indicators of intelligence.

Dear Sir,

Imagine my surprise....

I wonder what they’ve all got in common? 🤔

In a worrying development, the Field Marshal has been observed perusing some rather odd books in the Officers’ Mess.

Unconfirmed reports that he was heard growling “branding can’t be difficult, the man’s an idiot” repeatedly have put the regiment on alert for a surprise attack.

I very much like the sound of this book…..

Wasn't expecting this. Henry Winter is one of the very best sports journalists.

Huge shame.

Ouch.

“Doing everything” is doing a lot of work here.

This reminds me of the time I was about to enjoy a lovely cold Walls Cornetto by the beach when a government guided seagull ripped it out of my hands.

I never had the P in KP down as Pathetic.

Given Labour's lead in the polls, which admittedly is also about how awful the Tories are, I wonder why they aren't being more radical.

The UK needs major reform and modernisation. No amount of tinkering at the edges will achieve the change we need.

It's all very uninspiring.

This mickey-taking is fully deserved. ABRDN was a ridiculous re-brand.

The right wing press obsession with Angela Rayner is a little bit like this……

As an elite military unit, Field Marshal JPC’s many secret weapons all require specialist care. Here he is having his deadly fangs neutralised by the regimental spongey venom milking machine. One drop is enough to strip any bastard infidel cat of any remaining dignity.

Jeez, Mr Thomas today in swivel eyed loon land.....

It's behind a paywall but I'm curious who the people who glaze over are.....