Poor chap, he was clearly confused with the Luas, which is of course free

'You can't write tears Jimmy'. Such a shame and loss.

Gee, thanks Duolingo, just what I needed after that #BelgiumGP #WTF1

If I could choose a superpower, I'd want to be reasonably okay at everything. Renaissance Man

That one Billy Talent song from those video games from 2006 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

My upstairs neighbours are having a party. Grand, no worries. But fecking hell, Wonderwall at 1.45am has to be classified as a psyop or torture of some kind

Fully expecting this DART to arrive late, not actually hit the Grey Stone, and terminate in Bray instead

Presume this means the Visa Office is now 0-15 up

Oh mate.. open a history book..

A comedian's job is probably in something other than comedy, since the Arts are under-funded

We're due another failed invasion in fairness

Had to take the jokes out, apparently they get called out in the viva. Delighted to have submitted this for examination, even if I only found out that I couldn't submit a hard copy *after* I put in the print order...

Now to go through the timeline and figure out if people are talking about Love Island Recoupling, or the collapse of the British government

Can't believe the French were turned back from Cork in 1798 by bad weather, but somehow this made it to us instead

Now I am officially able to disappoint people who ask for a Doctor on an airplane! On a serious note, massive thanks to my supervisor Jimmy, DCU History & Geog and the We are now Research Ireland for their support over the past 4 years, I couldn't have managed without it.

The term 'mixed messages' is thrown about a lot these days...