FailedMen Just play-acting. I reckon the shark and hubby are probably the same thing.

Hazel Appleyard Can't he just employ a dominatrix once a week like regular perverts? I suspect if he turns up at the average UK Mosque dressed in his Burka he won't get the reaction he's hoping for.

Graham Linehan Good luck Grahan, thanks for being a man in a world of confused people.

graham chatterley Are you simple? The school gets results. As a 'Former school leader' you should be envious. Ohhh, I get it now. Sorry to be so slow.

Bushra Shaikh You are lying mate, and you know you are. If a country wants to progress it needs to abandon religion. History shows this. Especially regarding Islam.

Bushra Shaikh No, it's your own intolerance. You want it all your own way. Schools are to learn and educate. Howl at the moon all you like in your own time. Or homeschool and spend all day doing it. You have that choice, don't try to force others into your own backward ways.

smy_mmd Hazel Appleyard Are there any women in this picture?

Queen of the Flumps It's wonderful they have come so far in 1400 years. It won't be long now before they invent the wheel.

Ros May David Atherton Roshan M Salih 5Pillars Katharine Birbalsingh Strange isn't it? sending a second child to such a bad school. Why would you do that? Unless...

Miss Anthropist 2.0 Have you tried Cocaine or Crystal Meth? I've heard they work well as a pick-me-up but can be a bit moorish.

Craig’s Mum 3 Just tell Craig they ran away to join a circus. Easy.

Lenoreo Hazel Appleyard They do, just through a back door and the women have to sit at the back if there is room, the men take priority, of course. But generally, there is no room for women.

Harekrishna Elon Musk Why can't X.com just do what he tells them? Oh, yes, it's because he's a nobody.

Bobby Campbell graham chatterley Don't be ashamed chum. Your benefits will be going up soon. Maybe.

Bushra Shaikh Islamic values are not required in a secular school. And if people wanted religious values, Islam would be at the bottom of the list for all rational-thinking people. Christianity preaches love for all. Islam preaches death to unbelievers.

David Atherton How wonderful, we can now spend tens of thousands of pounds a year looking after him for the rest of his life. Lucky UK taxpayers.

Bobby Campbell graham chatterley I agree mate. It's a lot of money, isn't it? Especially when it could be spent so much better. How much is Special Brew nowadays?

Fahad Ansari 🇵🇸 (Stop the Gaza genocide) Islam and education do not mix. In fact, they contradict each other. Let the kids have 8 hours away from the brainwashing and decide for themselves. Unless...

FemmeFleury🌺 Mizzy GB News If he's successful (a big 'if' I know) he could be a fantastic example to other young men.