Thanks Omaha for a fun show! Kansas City tonight at the Shawnee Aztec Theater. Lincoln Saturday and Wichita Sunday!

Omaha airport in the GOAT conversation.

Kid Vacations… #omaha tonight at Backswing Brewing Co See you there!

I’m a New York Times subscriber but I don’t get access to their recipes. Some reporter in Sudan risking their life to tell a story is included, but how to make a one pan lemon-chicken potato dinner? That’s premium content they just can’t give away.

I know the deficit is bad because I just saw a Groupon to renew my passport.

'My only regret is that I have but one leg of this parlay that didn't hit' -Nathan Hale

As a fellow former Nathan Hale standout... today is a dark day.

Tomorrow. #Omaha . Backswing Brewing Co eventbrite.com/e/live-comedy-…

The audacity of my three-year-old calling our car messy. It’s like Godzilla criticizing Tokyo’s skyline.

I'm in Omaha, Kansas City, Lincoln and Wichita this week... Be cool see a show #blackriflecoffee #omaha #wichita #abortionrights

FRIDAY, April 19th, 8pm😆
A Night of COMEDY for age17+
😆Headlining Andrew Sleighter
fr Last Comic Standing & Conan
😆Featuring Justan Spaid, Zach Favorite & other special guests
Must be 21+ to drink alcohol
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aztecshawneetheater.ticketspice.com/comedy-night-0…
Full bar🍺& snacks🍿
#playlocal #shawneeks

#Ageism

When you order furniture online they just send raw materials now. “Here’s some wood and a saw. Make a chair or whatever honestly.”

All the crazies are loud on eclipse day except for the flat earther’s who conveniently take the day off.

Happy Masters week dads. See you next weekend in Omaha, Kansas City, Lincoln and Wichita… tell your friends! #wichita #standupcomedy #omaha #dads #shawnee #lincolnne

It used to be embarrassing to be wrong but now it can be your personality.

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People thinking the eclipse is a sign that the world is ending is a sign that the world is ending.

I love supporting local businesses, but just once it would be nice if Outback Steakhouse needed my help.

Denver! See you at Comedy Works Sunday April 28th!