insulting. this is a priceless piece of American history.

happy birthday mom! 💘

would be really funny if all the scientists were somehow wrong and the eclipse just doesn’t happen today and millions of people traveled to the most boring parts of the country for nothing

a cool relic from when i changed my Twitter to a hot woman for a week to see what would happen (people acted weird!)

the problem with Love is Blind…

can’t believe they stole our idea (to build a subscription based scam app that “cancels people’s subscriptions”)

introduced my mom to Love on the Spectrum, the best thing on TV

very dark New Year’s resolution…

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