Me sitting in the side piece section at the aces game:

male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives

It's really funny that grindset people think a billionaire could easily get rich again if they had to start over with no one knowing who they are. Imagine elon musk trying to get a job

Riley Gaines goes around falsely smearing trans people as predators but defended her former swim coach who is now being accused of raping and sexually assaulting swimmers on the team.

Turns out she doesn't really care about the safety of female athletes.

Best of luck to the Buffalo Bills and USC Trojans social media departments as they try to navigate this.

Patriots really having someone else wear 12 is WILD

WHOEVER IS PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL PLEASE STOP. I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A DIRECT LINE TO GOD. RELEASE ME

Humble Wrestling when Roman hit the Cross Rhodes and turned to Paul and was like “this move sucks” that was peak in ring Roman

This match had everything and it was simply perfect. #Wrestlemania

Congratulations Cody Rhodes.

You’re my favourite World Champion.❤️

The little moments these stories are what make things so much sweeter, to me. Roman choosing to spin back on Seth, getting revenge on him betraying him 10 years ago in the same outfit? Inevitably causing his demise. Cinema. Give them an Oscar.

END OF AN ERA.

THANK YOU OUR TRIBAL CHIEF, ROMAN REIGNS.☝️

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

#WrestleMania

Thank you Roman Reigns for giving us one of the greatest championship reigns of all time, and the greatest of my lifetime. Champion or not, Roman Reigns will always be our Tribal Chief.

#WrestleMania

Enjoy your rest my glorious Tribal Chief 😔 I know your back hurts from carrying the company so long 😣 I will always acknowledge your King ☝🏽 Big Uce ☝🏽 Oh great one 🙏🏽 the GOAT 🐐

🚨 CODY RHODES HAS DEFEATED ROMAN REIGNS TO BECOME UNDISPUTED WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION

RHODES HAS FINISHED THE STORY.

#WrestleMania

ROMAN REIGNS’ HISTORIC RUN AS WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

#WrestleMania

Bored at work. LOL!

One of my favorite matches of all time and best women’s match I’ve ever seen. Well deserved Charlotte Flair RheaRipley_WWE

The 2024 Slammy for Match of the Year goes to Charlotte Flair v Rhea Ripley at WrestleMania 39.

When did the r-slur come back into everyone’s vocabulary stop it