“Act like you’ve been here before” is my favourite phrase because it’s so true like please relax

night school. I walked out that cinema

😂😂😂

hair duh!

This guy is basically a kid tryna show their parents new tricks

Stealing their lingo and becoming their mini version >>>

Wait wtf happened to these?

'look between' 'if you look between' 'when you look between'

look between yuh mudda

I hope you people have wrapped this keyboard trend up by the time I wake up in the morning

Bare faced in Aruba🫥

when twitter auto-refreshes in the middle of me reading a good tweet

Ppl agreeing with this as “selling ur soul” are clearly still im school and have no clue about adulting. The fact hes home by 4.30pm is even a blessing

Looooool

It’s clear as day that she works for her husband and his people, not the people of her actual constituency.

White Chicks is unnecessarily funny 😭😭 “Oh you wanna talk about motherrrrssss!!”

My health is in the gutter

She’s dating the BFG

Pretty than a mf.

I’ve seen a nitty on Acton high street do the exact same thing.

The power of eye contact.