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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ

@AlyssaM_InfoSec

Hacker, CISO, int'l speaker, and author. Same handle on https://t.co/yWknFEBlFW. Proudly refusing to be extorted by Elon to keep my verified status.

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linkhttps://alyssa.link/book calendar_today24-10-2017 13:27:56

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Ian Coldwater πŸ“¦πŸ’₯(@IanColdwater) 's Twitter Profile Photo

David is a lovely human being who runs his own training business teaching others his container expertise, and their offices just burned down. He needs a new job and some community love, stat.

Who’s hiring container/K8s experts who are good at teaching right now? Can you help?

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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ(@AlyssaM_InfoSec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ask any active or former Marine if these are real Marines and I'll bet 100% will point out all the indications these are not.

I'm not sure what would be worse, Marines illegally in uniform at this event or the orange blowhard hiring phony marines.

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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ(@AlyssaM_InfoSec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ahh yes, House GOP doing the important work of....checks notes....protecting home appliances from the department of energy.

'Liberty in Laundry Act' I cannot stop 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Who the hell is electing these people?

Oh and if you doubt, yes this is real.

rules.house.gov/news/announcem…

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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ(@AlyssaM_InfoSec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Are you coming to BSidesKC next weekend?? I hope to see you there and definitely would like to see you at 1:00 in Track 2!!

pretalx.com/bsideskc2024/t…

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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ(@AlyssaM_InfoSec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey @Telesystemsus, tell me you have no understanding of your target market without telling me you have no understanding of your target market.



- Signed Hacker and CISO who will now remember you as the company that has no clue.

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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ(@AlyssaM_InfoSec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

OMG I'm dying y'all, I was just asked what 'eye-anal' was. I couldn't figure out WTF they were talking about and it was uncomfortable as hell until this showed me what they were referencing.

IANAL = 'I am not a lawyer'

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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ(@AlyssaM_InfoSec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

TIL that it is now common place in churches for teens seeking confirmation to have to collect proof (brightly colored cards with quizzes about the service) they attended X number of services.

And people ask why after being raised Christian, I have rejected organized churches.

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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ(@AlyssaM_InfoSec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Org 1: Stated mission of inclusivity, has a DEI committee whose input they regularly dismiss.

Org 2: Has no DEI committee, only mentions equity and inclusion in their code of conduct, has board members who regularly discuss and implement inclusive policies.

Choose wisely.

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Erin Reed(@ErinInTheMorn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They have so much trouble finding transgender people being lewd or inappropriate in restrooms that they have to do it themselves.

They have so much trouble finding transgender people being lewd or inappropriate in restrooms that they have to do it themselves.
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πŸ‘‘ Alyssa Miller πŸ¦„πŸ›©οΈ(@AlyssaM_InfoSec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My inbox today has been filled with disappointing yet not particularly surprising updates. Can I please see your food, pet, or flying pics?

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