Ye pesa kaha milta hai ?? Kharid laoo yrr main !!

Suicide is not the answer guys......
.
Weed is!

'kisi ko batana mat' bro meri kisi sey baat hoti bhi nahi

Me bhi bohot ameer hu......bus 2 crore ki zarurat hai !!!

Ek to ye WhatsApp pe 2 dil bhejne padte hai, ek bhejo to sala dhakne lg jata hai

Apne 'Bob the builder' jese boyfriend ko 'body builder' bta rhi hai kuch ladkiyan

Jitni news mere papa dekhte hai, utni news ye bana kese rhe hai ?

Who called it 'kicked in the nuts' and not 'ghungroo tutt gyeeee....'

The sexual tension in exam hall between me and topper girl when i say 'thoda sa dikha de, kisi ko pta ni chlega'

is it even a hospital if it doesn't smell like phenyle?

Would you date the person you are, if you could?

**Aatm nirbhar Bharat**

I desperately need two six-month vacation this year

I already wanna take a nap tomorrow

kapde sukhane dhoop me gya tha, khud geela ho gya

Sun was being nice that day.....

Bro 😭 there was a power cut and i was finding my phone with the flash of my phone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I went to buy some new clothes because all my clothes are BLACK....
And ended up buying BLACK again, now i'm sad 😑

- Does it have pine in it?

- No

- What about apples?

- No apples either

- Great then! We'll call it a pineapple