The US🏠 update for my first week back 🥴.

1) House Republicans are still 🤡.
2) MTG is puppeteering Speaker Mike Johnson… so Ukraine still gets no aid from us 😏.
3) In fact, next week’s agenda is not all about the Benjamins 💰, but all about the appliances… that’s right!…

On April 15,
1912, the Titanic sank
1947, Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in baseball
1955, Kroc opened the 1st McDonald's franchise
2024, Donald Trump, former President of the United States, will go on criminal trial for election interference

Supreme Allied Commander Europe, US Army General Christopher Cavoli:
'Russia shows no signs of stopping, nor does Russia intend to stop with Ukraine. Russia presents to us a chronic threat.'

Trust the exit interview. That's when the hottest of the tea is served.

SMOKING GUN: Mitt Romney revealed Donald is actively telling Republican Senators and members of Congress to vote against Border legislation to make Biden look bad:

John Oliver's Last Week Tonight 4/7/24 episode excoriates the #DeathPenalty and exposes Absolute Standards, Inc as the company profiting by selling unregulated drugs for use in executions. Demand they #StopExecutions 800-368-1131/203-281-2917 [email protected]

We do have a dog in this fight. U.S. troops are on the ground in bordering areas and ready to execute long rehearsed airport seizures. NATO troops are in country gathering intel. Europe remembers history. Some people in our government don't.

We really need to send adults who are committed to serious governing back to Congress.

Under-appreciated moment in this week's abortion drama: rare admission from Trump that he and his party could potentially lose the 2024 election because of a legitimate policy issue, rather than the longstanding theft/rigged go-to.

I don't want to talk about the murderer's death today. Let's remember the lives that he stole.
Ron Goldman & Nicole Simpson - may they rest in the peace that forever eludes OJ Simpson.

Here's William Jones who authored the 1864 Arizona abortion bill.

Some fun facts:
He abandoned his first wife and their children in Missouri.

His second wife was a 12 year old Mexican girl. He abducted her and after a complaint submitted his resignation to President Buchanan…

#TrumpForPrison2024

Arizona needs an amendment to their state constitution to protect abortion in the state
Start getting signatures, Arizona
You have until July 3rd
3 months
Here is the process 👇
azsos.gov/elections/ball…

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#SolarEclipse

DID YALL GET RAPTURED TODAY OR NA? #SolarEclipse

Donald Trump is worried that since he's responsible for overturning Roe, the voters will hold him accountable in 2024.

I have news for Donald: They will.

Oops I did it again 🤭

#TotalSolarEclipse

Indianapolis just experienced totality. Norah O'Donnell 🇺🇸 and Tony Dokoupil react to seeing the solar eclipse and other planets live. cbsnews.com/live-updates/w…

Can confirm.
One can take that advice a little further:
If Mr. Rogers would do it, you should do it.
If Mr. Trump would do it, you should not.