hearing reports Paul Mason set to run for the parliamentary seat of Islington North

We’ve shat on one of the UK’s best industries, with potentially devastating effects on the economy. Yay us.

Really great thread

Man City fans are just like you or I. This has not been a cakewalk; this title race has not been without jeopardy. They're not bored, says David Mooney

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Fantastic news. Join a union.

I think it's 'Techblow Blubber Brother'

Which was a track on the third Shamen album if I'm not mistaken.

Dawn Butler MP✊🏾💙 One for the HC

I haven't even got anything on my lanyard!

I'm just wearing it to wind up the minister.

#PMQs
#lgbt
#solidaritymatters

My WhatsApp group has just noticed that if United lose to Newcastle tonight & Brighton on Sunday & City finish the job v West Ham, the gap between City & United will finish at an almighty, record-breaking 37 points. Cmon Toon! Go on you Seagulls! One last push!

I nearly shared this saying 'can you imagine this headline over a story of a male teacher sexually abusing two teenage girls?' but stopped myself because yeah, sadly I can, nothing would surprise me any more.

In any case it is fucking abhorrent.

Sad thing is that this report has been put out as a dire warning by an Opera Trust charity, but we're now all so thoroughly ground down by austerity & philistinism that we all see it & assume it's a policy proposal.

I'm choosing to assume that any the heralded government announcements about RSE in schools are vacuous, desperate electioneering showboating on policies that will never see the light of day, because I honestly can't deal with that degree of fuckwittery and spite at the moment.

Slightly more interesting headline than the first draft:

Fleabag star and writer orders Tomb Raider series from Amazon.

Yet again others can't compete with a free transfer from German second-division side, Arminia Bielefeld

My daughter will HATE being named Stefan Ortega Moreno

Welcome to Labour, lady who put a cat in a wheelie bin.

I just came here to find out if Rio Ferdinand is okay?

You’re welcome