my fatal flaw is not resisting the urge to say 'i told you to watch that' when someone says 'you should watch this show' and I was the one who told them to watch it.

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had the pleasure of a long, languid lunch and a deep dive into woo-woo with Kacey Musgraves, whose casual chat is just as much of a gut-punch as her song lyrics.

Spent some time with Bill Ackman trying to understand what he’s up to: nymag.com/intelligencer/…

i profiled Julianne Moore for The Cut! lucky me thecut.com/article/julian…

wow can’t wait to replace my go to question (if you could learn to be a sociopath, would you?) with this one.

I certainly most will be suing rachel handler for damages when I inevitably call my ex after reading this.

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this movie slaps

wish there was a Dipsea of someone reading the new WGA deal terms in a husky breathy fuck me voice, cuz this contract is erotically good.

so incredibly proud of Cord Jefferson I can't even make a joke trying to humble him. 🥹

it’s always either “Allison you’re a monster” or “Allison. You said a thing I was thinking” never the boring, impersonal third option: “Allison you did a job, also I noticed your hair has grown.”

For The Cut's Fall Fashion issue, I spent months hanging out with the RHONY reboot's breakout star, dill-hating oddball, and risk-taking comeback kid thecut.com/article/jenna-…

BRB staging photo ops with me smiling holding babies: thecut.com/article/adult-…

truly obsessed with the kicker on this and not just because it ticks all the boxes on my spiritual alignment checklist: vulture.com/article/bottom…

for my very first New York Magazine cover story 🥲I spent time this summer with Ayo Edebiri, Rachel Sennott & Emma Seligman, drinking, doing Kate Bush karaoke, eating, wandering around the city, talking about their fucked up hilarious gay bloody movie, Bottoms: vulture.com/article/bottom…

sitting on the edge of my seat, waiting to see who will drop the trump mug shot first: pop crave or pop base.

Alt headline: i, too, went to Barnard

Funniest part of the Barbie movie was my 7-year-old nephew yelling 'WHAT IS A GYNECOLOGIST' over and over until I answered. (also, maybe this movie isn't for 7-year-olds....)