Modern technology is a gift

Miss Piggy is the only Muppet who fits the gender binary. That is a woman. In this thesis, I will...

Furious at the baby getting breastfed at my show because that's my closer dammit

Theo James in The White Lotus after cheating on his wife for Aubry Plaza

Taylor Swift tracks that sound like captions on a Contiki Facebook post

Millennial coded wildlife

Out: alleged rapist Bruce Lehrmann
In: rapist Bruce Lehrmann

Don't.
Hand.
Your unlocked phone.
To a cop.

Finally getting around to 'Minx' season 2 and this is the best a man has ever looked.

Men, what's stopping you from dressing like charismatic slimeballs?

A new Vampire Weekend album? Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet discourse? Huge week for annoying millennials with arts degrees (me)

Ramy Youssef’s monologue!

Gonna send this to a mate one day in a devastating 'this you?' text.

Lives will change. People will die.

One of my top 10 favourite films no joke. Give Elizabeth Berkley the world.

If you're new here, I'm Alice. I'm a writer and comedian sometimes, garbage monster other times. And I always look this charmingly haunted.

Reposting this, now more than ever.

The birkenstocks? I love lesbian representation

TikTok Guy: how tall are you?
Shai-Hulud: I am the greatest sandworm in all of Arrakis.
TikTok Guy: [pulls out measuring tape] can we see if you're lying?
Shai-Hulud: oh nah way bro.