Hii baridi inaeza fanya watu wakue wazazi in 9 months.

Kuna jamaa mahali ametoka mjengo, hajalipwa, mvua imemnyeshea akasumbukana na jamz alafu anafika kwa nyumba bibi anamwambia rudi Kwa hao malaya wako, married men hukapitia.

Wacha sasa nitafute bibi premier league iko Karibu kuisha💔

Na hii baridi hata madem hawajali venye wanavaa asubuhi wakiendea mandazi ya mbao kwa madhe 😂.

Shida ni hii mbogi otherwise angekuwa dp saai👀😂😂

Mimi huchagua madem kama avocado ukipata ni mtaro jua ni mimi nilifinyafinya nikiangalia kama imeiva.😂😂💀

Between apologizing and asking for help.. which one is so hard to admit?

Mimi nataka tu friends with benefits kama hutaki ivio jitoe

Poets on my tl.

Nakuita netflix and chill unakuja bila kuvaa panty na bra kwani unataka kunirape ama ???

Low prices attracts more customers.

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Bibi anauliza nani amejaza potty ya mtoto ni kama haoni nje kunanyesha

Kairo amesema aliomba for 4months wewe ukiambiwa upange line for 2months unakataa ?????

Money brings problems

Usipokua mwuongoo na mfunny hii kenya kinembe utaonea telegram 😂

Ata sijakula supper juu ya mvua. Nilikula lunch pekee saa hii nahibernate kama duck billed platypus

Coolkid atadhani hii ni disposed vegetable 😭😂

Process ya kuomba ni refu sana wewe nunua tu

Mamako anajua unakuanga na dem rika yake??😂😂💔

Karembo lakini lips ni kama za diamond😣