The moment Adobe pulled this subscription shit with their Creative Cloud, I knew we as a society were fucked.

Anywho…
🎵Yo ho, yo ho…a pirate’s life for me🎵

Boys bitch on Twitter to try to humiliate their sexual partner’s living situation.

Men take their asses to Lowe’s or Home Depot to improve it.

And you won’t be touching me at this big age if you don’t get checked regularly. 🤢 Tf

Unfortunately, some men don’t even have PCP/dentists let alone MyChart app access.

WE TEACHERS NOW!!!
The youths are in trouble!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But let’s be honest. How many men get checked regularly? Most haven’t been to the dentist in years but want to give oral 🤢

Lie again.😒

Fellas,
If she’s asking you for your MyChart, and you don’t know what that is…

You’re WAAAAAAAAAAAY overdue!

Hell, you’re a walking Petri dish at this point!

In a world full of “bootstrappers”…

Be a “tide riser.”

Fellas, I’m not even gonna lie to y’all:

This Target-brand Goodfellow & Co. beard balm, especially this particular scent of Moroccan Mint & Cedar…

Yes.

You’re welcome.

“I can spell ‘Wednesday’ without sounding it out”

So God’s favorite, huh?😒

I dunno about the “survival bunker” part b/c I’m not all that paranoid

But did anyone else besides me have childhood thoughts & ideas of a really cool underground clubhouse, or an experimental “Tony Stark-ish” lab w/ tech gizmos & whatnot?

No? Just me? Ok.
Well, I’ma build one!