Babe, are you ok? You didn't finish your Wordle and post an AI-generated update about your industry today

One of the best photos of 2024 so far:

Fraternity brothers are pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel Hill while protecting the United States flag as it is re-hoisted following its removal by protesters.

Well done, gentleman. 🫡🇺🇸

This is a historic artifact. No modern companies do this, instead best practice now is hire an ex-McKinsey MBA who extracts a $50 million exit package for himself while tearing down the business and destroying the reputation of an industry

And don't forget the meals need to be gluten-free, vegan, and from local shops that donate at least 50% of sales to communist non-profits

Congrats on inventing coffee

Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Sartre and Wittgenstein were all unmarried and childless. So even if we have a baby bust for awhile because no one can afford kids, maybe future humans get a new golden age of sweet philosopher content?

Bet I can get you gambling by the end of the day

This is a company that charges between $500,000 and $1,250,000 for a typical strategy case

Why is trust in media declining? It is a mystery...

In modernity, everyone is obsessed with optimizing everything. We have a kind of 'hurry sickness' everywhere. Very few stop to ask why they're doing it, or if the thing they're optimizing even makes sense (it might, but frequently it might not) hottakes.space/p/the-plague-o…

Change my mind

Meanwhile we invented synthetic versions of then subsequently demonized the actually effective therapeutics here used safely for 1000s of yrs. We want everyone addicted/depressed or on (not even effective) SSRIs. Modernity's sickness is pain avoidance (treat symptoms, not causes)

Get your wife a prime rib and bottle of French wine for dinner tonight (you don't have to drink the wine sober brethren it's for her). This is relationship advice

What year is it?

Good morning and happy Friday to all who celebrate. No one can stop you from being in a good mood and going to the gym. Casual reminder it's always a great day to ignore crazy people online who have clinical depression and want everyone else to be miserable about nothing too

Advertisers figure out YouTube exists is just so funny to me. Remember there's some stupid # of like $65B / year still going to cable ads no one sees (boomer spending is fairly set & they're not gonna ask their dr about OsteoPrime -I just made that up it's not a real thing)

Still breaks my brain the 'green party' forced Germany to turn off zero-emission elemental energy so they had to bring dirty coal plants back online. It's almost like they don't actually care about the environment