Despite the great Twitter panic of a couple years ago, I always sign my emails 'Best.' But what are the most well received academic signages?

Josh Shepperd My email sign-offs:

- May the gods not smite you
- May the wombat of happiness snuffle through your underbrush (ancient Aborigine blessing)
- May you be unburdened by fuckery (modern English blessing)
- (Doing my) Best
- Have the day you deserve
- Without further adieu
- Or else