There is nothing authentic about throwing a bunch of stuff in curry and coconut milk but damn it's good every time

The dismissal order barely affected their case.

Not sure I would do this if my goal was going to trial by November

Mr brain is completely rotted at this point

I don't do fashion for the same reason I don't dance.

I suck at it and failing is way more embarrassing than phoning it in

These jokes are note for note identical to the sort of 'politically correct nursery rhyme' type jokes you'd get from Mad Magazine or Rush Limbaugh in the early eighties.

Defamation lawsuits chill speech very effectively even when the defendant wins.

Starting in a few minutes: GOP-led Senate panel to question Fulton DA whistleblower

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(1) I really should write a little explainer for the golf-twitter community about why Scottie Scheffler can't productively sue the Louisville police.

(2) Maybe the body-cam was turned off. Maybe they just sort of... dropped it in a lake when the video didn't show what they like.

This is always a dilemma for criminal defendants, particularly those who have a lot of potential prior bad acts that could come in

The royal family seems like the sort of thing that would be much cheaper to ai generate

RBG said a ton of dumb stuff to the media and people should have been harsher when she did.

Also we should create a set of rules around what justices can do and enforce them prospectively.

Something I wish more prosecutors understood:

Looking at the discovery early in a case and offering me a reasonable deal because you see the problems: strong

Looing at the discovery the weekend before trial and offering me a reasonable deal the morning of: weak

It's a little funny how desperately Congressional Republicans scrounge around for proof that Hunter Biden did something 1/3 as bad as putting Jared Kushner in charge of the Middle East and letting him use the position to pressure governments to loan him money.

Everyone in this clip died

Scoop: Nikki Haley tried to get a meeting with Trump yesterday but he turned her down, even despite her apparent attempt to patch things up through a The Wall Street Journal op-ed yesterday politi.co/2M6NMYC

At least Alito wasn't flying a flag that the government can punish