I’m cutting anyone who says ‘could of/should of’ out of my life. I refuse to engage with them in any capacity from now on.

Thinking of getting rid of my mobile and communicating via carrier pigeon instead. Be more reliable than this country’s dog shit phone network. 💩

Thinking about the time I stopped for a rest on my way to a friend’s birthday drinks and someone gave me their change because they thought I was homeless. 😒

I don’t believe in ghosts but we send a not insignificant amount of ambulances to investigate homes when recently deceased people’s care alarms have been activated. 👻😯

It’s Twitter law that any time someone says ‘genuine question’ it is in fact not a genuine question.

Let’s be very clear about something. The hundreds of thousands marching in Tel Aviv right now, demanding a ceasefire deal & the resignation of Netanyahu are not doing so in protest of the genocide. They are doing so in protest of how the genocide has been carried out: no

Everything they scrap for us needs to be scrapped from their expenses. No more fuel bills paid by us and no more council tax. Fuck these money grabbing cretins.

Keir Starmer's kids: we want a dog Keir Starmer: that would cause a run on the banks

Single and living by yourself: - rent costs more - bills cost more - taxis cost more - hotels cost more - restaurants hate you government: - what if you also paid more council tax that non single people

This started as a small skin tear but the nurses didn’t change the dressing for almost three weeks. Fuming but no hate to the nurses. I blame the government, past and present for not properly funding the health service. 😡

The arrogance we have come to expect from this bunch of criminals.

funny that we’re supposed to be concerned and sad when MPs get insulted online and stuff, when the main thing that marks them out as a group is a general indifference to other people’s deaths and suffering

Ah yes that’s it. The solution to fraud is to make sure the victims suffer as much as possible.

Morning all

imagine he fell and broke into a brazilian pieces

Bombing Gaza into the stone age then pausing to vaccinate the surviving children and then resuming bombing is the most demented sh*t I've ever seen.

Barista just gave me a free coffee. Said I look like I need it. I mean, I appreciate the freebie but now I’m wondering if I really do look like shit. 🤔

Half the death toll are children and medical staff. Killing civilians in random explosions would be called “terrorism” if anyone else did it, but when it’s Israel they call it “Hezbollah pager explosions.”