Fuck everyone who told me there was an “among us meal” at McDonald’s that was the most humiliating experience in my life

pun i was having lunch there bro why did you start growling at the cashier when she said it wasn't on the menu🤦‍♂️😭

@cashingczechs she said i was acting suspicious and i thought she was playing along with the among us bit

pun you ran to the ventilation shaft when the security guards tried to arrest you and you said you were 'venting' 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@cashingczechs pun Mfer didn't even put the vent back up after he attempted to vent. It just went flying and it hit my chicken nuggets. I hate it here.

Lightning balls @cashingczechs pun So that explains why a chicken nugget flew into my strawberry milkshake the other day...

M0on_7 Laser Lightning balls @cashingczechs pun You threw it off 🙌🏽

M0on_7 Laser Lightning balls @cashingczechs pun Balls

Sontee’ 💗 M0on_7 Laser Lightning balls @cashingczechs pun Penis?