Been hearing that Southwest, which once had a good reputation, has been terrible lately about not letting working musicians carry on the important tools they need for their livelihood–with valuable instruments inevitably getting broken and lost. Quite the timing for this stunt.

btw we have a quiet car 🤐

What you seem to be saying is that, in a disagreement over science, the press shouldn't publish the opinions of an actual scientist and subject matter expert because he challenges the work of someone whose qualification is being an Instagram celebrity. That seems... problematic.

Under the ACA, when insurance companies overcharge for premiums and don't use the money on operations they are required to send excess back to the customer. Today, without irony, I again say "thanks, Obama." Could have been a lot better, but it's better than nothing.

Two friends of the devil on Letterman, 1993

Republicans worried about declining birth rates:

Yikes. #OHSenDebate

Don't really care about either band but still find this interesting.

I’m taking the stage for our first and only #MD01 debate! The debate will be posted on Cecil.tv and on our social media this evening. #WeAreOne

boy, do I have news for you about atonal music enjoyers

Good thing Houston didn't waste an out on a squeeze play there. Excellent job playing the math, eggheads.

Holy shit. This is some *terrifying* white nationalist rhetoric.

CANDIDATES: All legal votes will be counted, including votes for you. If you have the most votes in the final tally, you will be elected. If you do not have the most votes, you will have lost your election.

Hidden “junk” fees – like processing fees on concert tickets – add up quickly. President Biden called on his Administration to crack down on these fees and put that money back in the pockets of Americans.

Welcome to 2023... the year the Orioles win the World Series

At a brewery out in the suburbs, where some acoustic designer ensured that the terrible music would be inescapable and the exact same volume everywhere. I guess they did both a great job and the worst job.

Almost did a "this is banjo erasure!" hot take but then I saw it. I approve. Can't wait to taste this year's batch.

Mike Pence Dunkin' ERROR: Unhandled exception "segmentation fault" in subroutine "order_donut" in module "simulate_normal_human_behavior". Execution of thread or process terminated.

Hey @MDOTNews, you need to get on this BS.