> encourage traders in dubai to post storm pics
> they get arrested
> they can't sell
> ???
> profit

Choose your fighter

Today's the day, fam! I'm finally joining the BAYC club and copping my first ape. I've been staying up late every night, grinding away and watching the crypto markets. 🚀

I may be subsisting on ramen noodles 🍜 and tap water 💧 for the next few months, but it's all gonna be…

I just had the craziest irl experience

walk into a coffee shop wearing my BAYC hoodie

Barista: 'OMG, is that a Bored Ape Yacht Club hoodie? I can't believe it, a real NFT collector in our store!'

everyone in the coffee shop turns to look, whispering excitedly

Me: 'Why yes, it…

Imagine being a cheetah in 2024

could not be me

lmao I see you Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 don't unretweet this

pathetic

Happy to see Garga.eth (Greg Solano) 🍌 making moves to refocus Yuga

If I could offer one piece of advice that would really move the needle forward in terms of market perception, trust, safety, ethics, and sentiment:

Find a web3 company willing to acquire all cheetahs. Take away this burden

I don’t see a world where BTC/Ordinals succeed and ETH nfts do not

There’s one clear home for NFT provenance and culture and there’s also bitcoin

If you’re looking for “the FarmVille of web3” then study that the guy who co-created the actual FarmVille (went to 100m monthly players) is actually here & has been building on Ethereum since 2017. He is now leading the fully onchain game Pirate Nation. His name is Amitt Mahajan

Yuga should buy even more punks

Many people in this space undervalue loyalty and community because, despite their lip service to the contrary, they are here to be mercenary extractors

I simply want to do cool on-chain shit with my ape homies and I couldn’t care less about external takes

VCs enter a project you're invested in: totally bearish, they're gonna ruin it

VCs enter a project I'm invested in: wow incredible, nothing has ever been as bullish

I don't get the halvening

Like what the heck am I supposed to do with this

You're underexposed to Pirate Nation and now is the exact time you should be farming points

Trading against $DJT reminds me of the free arbitrage back in 2020 political betting markets

People were so emotionally invested in their outcome that they were keeping total nonsense afloat and it was a supremely easy countertrade

😂

efficiency -> downwards discovery

Eating good

If you are rocking a PFP over 10E plz don't @ me or share your opinion on my wall. I don't care what you have to say. Reality is you need to Work less, move into your moms basement, stack eth and then share your opinion.

Some projects you invest in because you think they'll succeed and you'll get a bag

Some projects you invest in because you *want* them to succeed because the people involved deserve it

Some are both, like Chimpers